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Meet our family
DONNA handles admin, cares for the animals, and works to implement her quixotic farm plans with varying degrees of success.
DARWIN is now five and routinely offers music therapy sessions to all livestock. She is also serving as understudy for the care of poultry "except for cleaning up their poop."
EMERSON is also five and offers high-quality demolition services throughout the homestead. In his spare time he enjoys carrying firewood and hitching things.
CECE is the oldest member of the household. Her main jobs are to sleep, bark, and distribute tufts of hair throughout the house.
CLARK works full-time as the homestead cuddler and occasionally moonlights as a mouse catcher.
WENDY is the homestead chef, mechanic, and craftswoman.